Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
- Charlie Chaplin
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Hi Helpdesk? Trying 2 get little arrow on my screen 2 move 2 the right but my mouse is already at right edge of my mousepad
- @blankslate
Questionable Definitions - Fumigate n., A gate that deodorizes
I went into the bank the other day and asked them to check my balance so the teller pushed me over
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms, are they afraid someone will clean them?
- George Carlin
Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
Who knows?
Who cares?